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Upgrading your campervan door locks is one of the most fundamental things you can do to secure your rig. Factory-fitted locks? They’re often shockingly easy to get past. This isn’t just about adding a bit of extra security; it’s about protecting your home, your gear, and your peace of mind when you’re out on the road. Think of it as a critical investment against any opportunist looking for an easy score.

Why Your Factory Van Locks Are a Security Risk

Let’s be brutally honest: the standard locks that come on most panel vans are built for convenience and cost-effectiveness, not for high-level security. Manufacturers are churning out vehicles on a massive scale, and the locking mechanisms are often a known weak point for anyone who knows what they’re doing. A few simple tools and a bit of know-how can be enough to bypass them, turning your home-on-wheels into a prime target.

This isn’t just me being paranoid; the numbers back it up. The UK is in the middle of a van theft crisis, with over 11,000 vans stolen in a single year. That works out to around 31 vans disappearing every single day. This isn’t a static problem either—it represents a more than 25% increase in the last five years, highlighting just how urgent it is for van owners to take security seriously.

Common Vulnerabilities and Theft Methods

Thieves tend to rely on a few predictable tricks to get past standard van locks, which is exactly why a proper campervan door lock upgrade is so essential.

  • Lock Picking: A lot of factory lock cylinders are surprisingly simple. Someone with basic skills and a cheap set of picks can often get through them without much fuss.
  • Forced Entry: Sometimes brute force is all it takes. A crowbar or even a heavy-duty screwdriver can be enough to pry a door open or simply break the lock mechanism itself.
  • The “Peel and Steal” Method: This nasty technique involves bending the top corner of a side or rear door just enough to get access to the internal locking rods, bypassing the lock entirely.

Getting to grips with the wider strategies detailed in a modern guide to prevent vehicle theft really helps you appreciate just how vulnerable those standard factory systems are.

A factory lock is a deterrent for the casual passer-by, but it’s little more than a minor inconvenience for a determined thief. Investing in an aftermarket lock changes the equation entirely, making your van a much harder and less appealing target.

Ultimately, relying solely on the locks your van came with is a massive gamble. By upgrading, you’re actively moving your campervan out of the “easy target” category. This is just one crucial piece of the puzzle, as we cover in our comprehensive guide to real campervan security and safety.

Right then, let’s get into the nitty-gritty of choosing a proper lock for your campervan. It’s easy to get bogged down in technical jargon and a million different options, but the truth is pretty simple: the best lock is the one that fits how you actually use your van.

There’s no one-size-fits-all answer here. The lock that a weekend warrior needs for a quiet campsite is completely different from what a full-time vanlifer needs when parked up in a city for a week.

Mechanical Locks: The Tried-and-Tested Workhorses

For a lot of us, mechanical locks are the default choice for one simple reason: they are brutally reliable. They don’t need power, they’re generally a doddle to install, and they provide a very real, physical barrier that you can see and feel. Peace of mind in a metal box, basically.

There are a few main types you’ll come across:

  • Deadlocks: This is your classic, no-nonsense security lock. You turn a key, and a solid metal bolt shoots into the door frame. It can’t be opened from the inside or outside without that key, making it the top dog for overnight security or when you’re leaving the van for a long hike.
  • Slamlocks: These are all about speed and convenience. Just like the name says, you slam the door shut, and it locks automatically. If you’re a courier or a tradesperson hopping in and out of the van all day, this is a game-changer. No more fumbling for keys every single time you stop.
  • Hook Locks: Think of these as a deadlock on steroids. Instead of a straight bolt, a curved hook latches into a reinforced keep on the door frame. This design is much harder to pry or force apart, making it a seriously popular upgrade for sliding doors and rear barn doors, which are classic weak points.

Deciding between them really just comes down to your routine. A tradesperson will probably get more value from a slamlock, but if you’re parked up for the night in a remote spot, the reassuring clunk of a deadlock is what you want to hear.

Electronic and Smart Lock Systems

On the other side of the coin, you’ve got the electronic options. These offer keyless entry with fobs, keypads, or even apps on your phone. The convenience is hard to argue with, especially when you’re stumbling back to the van in the rain with armfuls of shopping.

But, they do bring a few new things to worry about. They need wiring into your van’s 12V electrical system, which definitely adds a layer of faff to the installation. You also have to think about what happens if your leisure battery dies. Most decent systems have a manual key override, but that’s a crucial detail you absolutely must check before you buy.

Ultimately, the choice between mechanical and electronic boils down to that classic vanlife triangle: convenience, budget, and how comfortable you are with a bit of wiring.

“A common mistake is choosing a lock based solely on price or features, without considering how you actually use your van. The best lock for you is one that seamlessly integrates into your daily routine while offering the right level of protection.”

This decision is more important than ever. With campervans becoming a bigger target for thieves, you can’t afford to be complacent. A recent poll of owners revealed that a shocking 25% have no alarm system at all, which is just asking for trouble. You can read up on more of these campervan security statistics to get a real sense of the risks.

Comparing Campervan Lock Types

With all that in mind, wading through the different aftermarket van locks can feel a bit overwhelming. This table breaks down the main players to help you figure out which one is the right fit for your security needs and your travel style.

Lock TypePrimary FunctionBest ForProsCons
DeadlockManual high-security locking; separate from the van’s central locking.Overnight security, long-term parking, high-value storage.Extremely robust, purely mechanical (no power needed), highly resistant to attack.Requires a separate key, must be manually locked/unlocked every time.
SlamlockAutomatically locks the door upon closing.Couriers, tradespeople, anyone making frequent stops.Incredible convenience and speed, ensures the van is never left unlocked by accident.Can lock keys inside if you’re not careful, not ideal for “living” doors you use constantly.
Hook LockA deadlock variant with a curved bolt that hooks into the frame.High-security for sliding and rear barn doors, preventing prying.Superior resistance to being forced or peeled open.Installation can be more complex than a standard deadlock.
Electronic/Smart LockKeyless entry via keypad, fob, or smartphone app.Convenience, tech-savvy users, those who frequently have their hands full.Keyless operation is very convenient, can sometimes be integrated with alarms.Requires 12V power, more complex installation, potential electronic failure points.

Each of these lock types has a place, and sometimes the best setup is actually a combination. For example, you might use the standard central locking for day-to-day use, but engage a beefy deadlock on the sliding door and a hook lock on the rear doors when you park up for the night in a questionable spot. It’s all about layering your security to make a thief’s life as difficult as possible.

Preparing for Your DIY Lock Installation

Let’s be honest, a successful campervan lock upgrade is 90% preparation and only 10% installation. The quickest way to a costly, ugly mess is to rush in with a drill and hope for the best. Before you even think about fitting your shiny new hardware, a proper pre-flight check of your tools, materials, and the van itself is non-negotiable.

Get the prep right, and what could be a stressful job becomes a satisfying one. You’ll sidestep common pitfalls, protect your van’s precious bodywork, and end up with a final result that’s secure, professional, and completely weatherproof.

Getting Your Tools and Materials Together

There’s nothing more frustrating than having to stop mid-job to rummage around the garage for a specific drill bit. Having everything you need within arm’s reach is key. You don’t need a pro workshop, but a few items are absolutely essential for a clean install.

Your basic toolkit should have:

  • A Quality Drill: Your cordless drill is your best friend here. Make sure it’s fully charged.
  • Metal Drill Bits: Don’t cheap out on these. A sharp set of high-speed steel (HSS) bits is crucial for cutting cleanly through your van’s metal panels without chewing them up.
  • Hole Saw or Step Drill Bit: For the main opening where the lock barrel sits, you’ll almost certainly need a hole saw of the right diameter. Check your new lock’s instructions for the exact size needed.
  • Measuring and Marking Tools: A tape measure, a sharp pencil or marker, a centre punch (this is vital for stopping the drill bit from wandering), and a straight edge. Accuracy is everything.
  • Protective Gear: Safety glasses and gloves are a must. Metal shavings are razor-sharp and you don’t want them in your eyes or hands.

Beyond the cutting tools, you’ll need a few other bits to finish the job properly. Grab some masking tape to protect your paintwork from scratches, a file or deburring tool to smooth any sharp edges after drilling, and a small pot of rust-proofing primer for any exposed metal.

The most overlooked yet critical material is your sealant. Don’t just use any old silicone. A high-quality polyurethane sealant, something like Sikaflex 221, is what you need for a durable, waterproof seal. It prevents water getting in and causing rust down the line.

Playing Detective with Your Van Doors

Right, before you make a single mark, it’s time to do some detective work. Open the door you plan to work on and have a really good look at the internal structure. You’re searching for hidden obstacles that could completely derail your installation.

You absolutely need to find:

  • Internal Bracing: Van doors aren’t just hollow shells; they have structural ribs and braces inside. Drilling through one of these can seriously weaken the door, so you have to position your lock to avoid them.
  • Wiring Looms: Look for any cables running to central locking actuators, speakers, or electric window motors. Slicing through a wiring loom with a drill is a nightmare you really want to avoid.
  • Window Mechanisms: If you’re working on a front door, be acutely aware of where the window glass drops down and where its regulator mechanism sits.

A great old-school trick is to tap the inside and outside of the door panel. You can often hear the change in sound from a hollow section to a solid, braced area. This simple trick helps you map out the “safe zones” for your lock, making sure your upgrade goes smoothly and securely.

Fitting Your New High-Security Lock

Alright, you’ve got the van prepped and your tools laid out. This is the moment where all that careful preparation pays off, turning a job that seems intimidating into something you can absolutely handle. Let’s walk through the fitting process, focusing on the small details that make the difference between a bodge job and a professional, secure, and weatherproof finish.

The most nerve-wracking part of any van build is taking a drill to pristine bodywork. So, measure twice, then measure again. Seriously. Use your template and a centre punch to make a tiny indent where you’ll drill. This one little tap is crucial – it stops the drill bit from “wandering” and scratching your paintwork to bits.

Start with a small pilot hole. From there, work your way up to the final size using progressively larger drill bits, or better yet, a step drill. This gives you far more control and a much cleaner hole than trying to brute-force a massive bit through in one go. If you’re using a hole saw for the main lock barrel, let the tool do the work and don’t force it.

Aligning and Securing the Lock

Once the holes are cut, it’s time to seat the lock mechanism. Before you even think about tightening screws, do a dry run. Pop the main body of the lock into the opening from inside the door and slide the exterior barrel in from the outside.

Check they meet up correctly and the whole thing sits flush against the metal. Don’t be surprised if you need to make a few tiny adjustments with a file to get it absolutely perfect. This is about precision, not speed.

With the main lock body loosely in place, you can line up the strike plate, or “keep” – the bit that fixes to the door frame and catches the bolt. Gently close the door and mark exactly where the lock bolt makes contact with the frame. This alignment is absolutely critical. Get it wrong, and your new lock will be a nightmare to use.

A poorly aligned strike plate is the number one cause of a stiff or jamming lock. Take your time to ensure the bolt can extend and retract without any resistance. The goal is a satisfying, solid “clunk” when you turn the key, not a grinding struggle.

The Finishing Touches That Matter Most

Drilling into your van’s bodywork exposes raw steel, which is basically an open invitation for rust to move in. This is a step heaps of online tutorials just gloss over, but it’s vital for the long-term health of your van.

  • Deburr All Edges: Run a file or a deburring tool around every hole you’ve made. This gets rid of any sharp, hazardous metal swarf and creates a smooth surface for the sealant to grip.
  • Apply Rust-Proofer: Grab a small brush and dab some metal primer or rust-proofing paint onto all the exposed metal edges. It seems like a tiny detail, but it protects your van from rotting from the inside out.
  • Create a Waterproof Seal: Now for your high-quality polyurethane sealant. Squeeze a generous bead around the back of the lock’s exterior housing before you fit it for the final time.

Nailing this simple flow – from tools to template – is the foundation of a good installation.

As you tighten the final screws, the sealant should squeeze out slightly around the edges. This is what you want – it means you’ve created a perfect, watertight gasket that protects the lock mechanism and your door from water getting in. For a deeper look at the kit you need for this and other projects, check out our guide on the essential tools and materials for campervan conversions.

Once everything is tight and you’ve wiped away the excess sealant, you’re ready for the final checks.

Putting Your New Lock Through Its Paces

With the lock fitted and the sealant doing its thing, it’s time to make sure your hard work has paid off. A properly installed campervan lock shouldn’t just work; it should feel solid, smooth, and utterly reliable from the very first turn of the key. This isn’t just a quick check—it’s about fine-tuning the fit for years of trouble-free security.

Start by operating the lock slowly with the door wide open. Turn the key back and forth and feel for any grinding, stickiness, or stiffness in the cylinder itself. The movement should be clean and consistent. Easy enough.

Now, gently close the door and engage the lock. You’re listening for a satisfying, solid “clunk” as the bolt slides home into the strike plate. If you find yourself having to force the key, jiggle the door handle, or pull the door inwards to get it to lock, the alignment is slightly off.

It’s tempting to accept a “good enough” fit, but don’t. If the lock feels even a tiny bit stiff now, road vibrations, temperature changes, and general wear and tear will only make it worse. The bolt should engage without any resistance whatsoever.

If you do run into a problem, don’t panic. The fix is usually dead simple.

Troubleshooting Common Installation Hiccups

Nine times out of ten, any issues come down to tiny alignment problems between the lock bolt and the strike plate on the door frame. A stiff lock almost always means the bolt is rubbing on the edge of the keep.

  • Stiff Operation or Grinding: This is the most common one. Loosen the screws on the strike plate just enough so you can move it. Nudge it up, down, left, or right by just a millimetre or two, then tighten and test again. Repeat this tiny adjustment until the bolt moves in and out like silk.
  • Door Rattle When Locked: If you can shake the door and it rattles when locked, the strike plate is too far away from the door. The lock isn’t holding the door snugly against its rubber seals. Adjust the plate inwards, towards the inside of the van, for a tighter fit.
  • Key Won’t Turn All The Way: This usually means the bolt is hitting the back of the strike plate recess or the door frame before it can fully extend. You might need to file the opening in the door frame a little deeper to give the bolt more room to travel.

A Simple Maintenance Routine for Lasting Security

Your new high-security lock is a mechanical bit of kit that has to live outside in the glorious British weather, so a tiny bit of care will keep it performing flawlessly for years. You don’t need much—just a quick check-up every six months or so.

Grab a can of graphite-based lock lubricant. It’s crucial you avoid wet oils like WD-40, as they attract dust and grime that will eventually gum up the mechanism. Give a short spray directly into the keyhole to keep the internal pins moving smoothly.

While you’re at it, check the tightness of all the fixing screws and have a quick look at the sealant around the lock’s housing for any cracks or signs of peeling. A quick touch-up with sealant can prevent water from sneaking in and causing rust and other problems down the line. This simple two-minute routine is the key to lasting peace of mind.

Layering Your Security Beyond Just the Lock

Fitting a high-security lock is a massive step forward, but if you stop there, you’re making a mistake. A truly secure campervan relies on multiple layers of defence. Think of your new lock as the strong front gate; you still need fences, alarms, and maybe a guard dog to create a complete system that makes thieves think twice and move on.

This layered approach is especially critical if you own certain vans. The Mercedes Sprinter and Ford Transit are consistently the most targeted vehicles for theft in the UK. Recent data is particularly stark for Transit owners: it’s now the number one target, with 5,906 stolen in just one year. That’s a staggering 52% of all van thefts in the country.

If you drive a Transit, you’re driving the van that thieves want the most. It’s not about fearmongering; it’s about being realistic and building your defences accordingly.

Building Your Security Ecosystem

A great lock makes forced entry difficult, but smart deterrents can make your van a less appealing target in the first place. Visual deterrents are your first line of defence. A simple, old-school steering wheel lock is still brutally effective precisely because it’s a clear, visible sign that your van isn’t an easy score.

Once you’ve got the visual side covered, think about adding these other layers:

  • Audible Alarms: A loud alarm doesn’t just alert you; it draws unwanted attention, which is the very last thing a thief wants.
  • GPS Trackers: If the worst happens, a well-hidden GPS tracker is your best shot at getting your van back. For more advanced protection, you could look into integrated car security systems that actively monitor your vehicle.
  • Dash Cams with Parking Mode: Many modern dash cams now feature a “parking mode” that automatically records any impact or movement near your van, potentially capturing crucial evidence of a break-in attempt. We’ve reviewed some of the best front and rear dash cams for campervans in the UK that are perfect for this.

Don’t forget the final layer: your insurance provider. Always inform them of any security upgrades you’ve made. Declaring a professionally fitted high-security lock can sometimes lead to a small discount on your premium. More importantly, it ensures your policy remains valid.

Failing to declare modifications could give an insurer grounds to reject a claim if your van is stolen, leaving you with a massive financial headache and no van to show for it.

Got Questions About Van Security? We’ve Got Answers

Thinking about beefing up your van’s security always brings up a few questions. It’s a bit of a minefield, so let’s clear up some of the most common things we hear from fellow UK vanlifers.

What’s This Going to Cost Me?

The price of a door lock upgrade varies massively, really. It all depends on what you choose and whether you’re happy to get on the tools yourself.

If you’re fitting a good quality deadlock kit to a single door, you could be looking at anywhere from £50 to £100 for the parts.

Fancy getting a professional to do it? That’s when the costs climb. Expect to pay anywhere from £400 to over £800 for a specialist to fit high-security hook locks across multiple doors. Unsurprisingly, electronic systems and keypad locks will push you towards the top end of that bracket.

It feels like a lot of cash, but remember this is a one-off investment in protecting your pride and joy. When you weigh it against the cost and hassle of a break-in, a proper lock system is incredible value for the peace of mind it buys you.

Will Drilling Holes for a New Lock Void My Van’s Warranty?

This is a big one, and the answer isn’t a simple yes or no. Generally speaking, installing an aftermarket lock should not void your entire vehicle warranty.

What it could do, however, is affect the warranty on the specific part you’ve modified – so, the door panel you’ve drilled into or any related electronics.

Before you get the drill out, the smartest move is to have a quick read of your van manufacturer’s warranty terms. Even better, give a local dealership a call. A five-minute chat can clear up exactly where you stand on security modifications.

Are Slamlocks a Good Idea for a Campervan?

It really comes down to how you use your van. Slamlocks are brilliant if you’re in and out all day, like a delivery driver or a tradesperson. They lock the second the door closes, meaning you can never forget to secure it.

But that convenience is also their biggest risk. It is incredibly easy to shut the door and realise your keys are still sitting on the dashboard. One gust of wind and you’re locked out.

For that reason, most vanlifers prefer a manually operated deadlock on their main living area doors. It gives you that solid, overnight security without the heart-stopping risk of locking yourself out in the middle of nowhere.


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My van was broken into twice in the same year. The first time they smashed the passenger window and stole my laptop. The second time they tried to drill the door lock at 3am while I was sleeping inside.

That second one was terrifying. Not Instagram-friendly. Not part of the vanlife dream. Just me, alone in a Tesco car park in Manchester, listening to someone trying to break into my home while I held a hammer and dialled 999.

Police arrived in twelve minutes. The scrotes legged it. But I didn’t sleep properly for a month afterwards.

So here’s everything I’ve learned about keeping yourself and your van safe. Not paranoid. Not fearful. Just prepared. Because the vanlife dream includes some grim realities nobody posts about.

Understanding Campervan Security And Safety is essential for every van owner.

The Reality of Campervan Crime and the Importance of Campervan Security And Safety

Let’s start with the uncomfortable truth: campervans are targets.

Why?

  • Expensive vehicles (£15,000-£80,000)
  • Often contain thousands in equipment (solar panels, batteries, bikes, surfboards)
  • Usually parked in isolated spots
  • Owners might be inside (vulnerable)
  • Easy to identify and track

What actually gets stolen:

My insurance broker told me the top claims are:

  1. Catalytic converters (diesel vans, takes 2 minutes to cut out)
  2. Bikes and roof boxes
  3. Power tools left in vans
  4. Sat navs and electronics
  5. Entire vehicles (older VWs especially)

Where it happens:

Not where you’d think. My break-ins? One in Manchester city centre, one in a “nice” area of Birmingham. Both supposedly safe car parks.

The dodgiest wild camping spots I’ve used? Never had an issue.

Crime is opportunistic and urban. Thieves want quick access and escape routes, not isolated moorland car parks.

Physical Security: What Actually Works

I’ve spent about £1,200 on security over five years. Some of it was essential. Some was expensive theatre that made me feel safer but didn’t actually help.

Door Locks & Deadlocks

Your factory van locks? Shockingly easy to defeat.

The problem: Most panel vans use the same lock mechanism. Thieves have master keys. Or they drill the lock cylinder in about 30 seconds.

Solutions that work:

Deadlocks (£150-£250 per door, professionally fitted):

I use Armourshell or Mul-T-Lock deadlocks on both side doors and rear doors. They’re mechanical, secondary locks that engage separate lock points.

Saved me during that second break-in attempt. They tried drilling the main lock, got through it, but the deadlock held. Bought me enough time for the police to arrive.

Slamlocks (£120-£200 per door):

These lock automatically when you close the door. Great if you’re constantly in and out. I use them on my rear doors.

Brands I trust: Armourshell, Mul-T-Lock, Locks 4 Vans, Thatcham-approved options

DIY or professional? Professional. This isn’t the time to bodge it. Find a mobile locksmith who specialises in van security. Costs more but they’ll fit it properly and give you insurance-friendly certification.

Steering Locks & Pedal Boxes

Steering wheel locks: I use a Disklok (£120-£180 depending on size). It’s massive, bright yellow, obvious.

Does it actually stop theft? No. A determined thief can cut through your steering wheel in 60 seconds.

But it’s a visual deterrent. Thieves see it and move to an easier target.

Pedal boxes (£100-£150): Metal box that covers your pedals. Makes it harder to drive even if they get in.

I don’t use one. Too much faff for daily life. But if you’re parking in dodgy areas regularly, consider it.

Gear stick locks: Waste of money in my experience. Too easy to defeat.

Alarms & Immobilisers

Factory alarms: Usually rubbish on converted vans. They don’t cover the living space and can be defeated easily.

Aftermarket alarms (£200-£600 fitted):

I use a Thatcham Category 1 alarm with:

  • Perimeter sensors (detects door/window opening)
  • Movement sensors (detects someone inside)
  • Tilt sensors (detects the van being lifted/towed)
  • Battery backup (still works if main battery disconnected)

Does it work?

The movement sensor saved me once. Someone smashed my window in Bristol, reached in, alarm went off, they ran. Didn’t get anything.

But alarms have limitations. They’re loud and annoying for everyone nearby. In urban areas, people ignore them. And you’ll set it off yourself constantly if you’re moving around inside.

Immobilisers: Most modern vans have factory immobilisers. But trackers are better for recovery.

GPS Trackers

This is the big one for actually recovering your van if it’s stolen.

I use a Smartrack S5 D-iD (£350 + £120 annual subscription):

  • Live GPS tracking
  • Alerts if van moves without my phone present
  • Insurance-approved (some insurers insist on trackers for expensive conversions)
  • Police can track it in real-time if stolen

Alternatives:

  • Thatcham Category 5 trackers (£250-£500 + annual fees)
  • Apple AirTags (£29 each) — hidden in multiple locations as backup (they’re not insurance-approved but cheap and effective)
  • Budget option: Rewire Tracker (£35 one-time, no subscription, basic but works)

Real world effectiveness:

A mate had his VW T5 stolen from his driveway. Tracker located it within 45 minutes. Police recovered it before they could strip it. Saved him £30,000.

Another friend? No tracker. Van stolen. Never seen again.

For me, it’s non-negotiable now.

Window Protection

Security film (£100-£200 for DIY installation):

Transparent film applied to windows. Makes them harder to smash. Won’t stop a determined thief but slows them down.

I’ve got it on my side windows. Rear windows I use blackout panels at night anyway.

Mesh grilles: Some people fit internal mesh grilles. They work but make the van feel like a prison.

The reality: If someone wants through your window, they’re getting through. The goal is making it take long enough that they give up or get noticed.

Catalytic Converter Protection

This is huge right now. Cat theft is rampant.

Why they’re targeted: Contains precious metals (platinum, palladium, rhodium). Worth £50-£400 to scrap. Takes 2 minutes to cut out.

Protection options:

Catloc or similar cage (£200-£400 fitted): Metal cage welded around the cat. Makes it much harder to cut.

I had one fitted after my neighbour’s van got hit three times in six months.

Cat marking: Police offer free marking with forensic spray. Makes it traceable and harder to sell.

Park smart: Cats are stolen when you’re parked on the street overnight. Use lit areas, close to windows, or park with the cat against a wall/kerb.

What Doesn’t Work (Security Theatre)

Cheap window etching: “This van is tracked” stickers. Thieves ignore them.

Dummy cameras: They know. The real ones have visible wiring and power sources.

“Beware of the dog” signs when you clearly don’t have a dog: Again, they’re not stupid.

Cable locks for bikes on a roof rack: Cut in 10 seconds with bolt cutters.

Over-reliance on one security measure: Layers work. Single solutions don’t.

Valuables: What to Secure and How

Rule one: Don’t leave stuff visible. Not even rubbish bags or old clothes. Anything visible suggests there’s valuable stuff hidden.

What I Keep Hidden

Bikes: I keep mine inside the van. Roof racks get targeted constantly. If you must use external racks, use serious locks (Kryptonite New York chain, £80-£120) and take the bikes inside overnight.

Laptops/tablets/phones: Never left in the van when I’m out. Ever. They’re in my backpack or locked in a hidden safe.

Power tools: If you carry them, hidden storage or take them out when parked anywhere dodgy.

Solar panels/roof equipment: Can’t really hide these but make sure they’re bolted securely (security bolts with unique heads, £15 for a set).

Hidden Safes

I’ve got a small safe bolted to the van chassis, hidden inside a cupboard (£80 for a decent one).

In it:

  • Passport copies
  • Emergency cash (£200)
  • Spare bank card
  • Important documents
  • USB backup drive

Where NOT to hide a safe: Under the bed (first place they look), in obvious cupboards, anywhere easily accessible.

Good hiding spots: Behind interior panels, in fake floor sections, inside false furniture bottoms.

Decoy Tactics

This sounds paranoid but it works.

I keep a cheap old phone (£20) in the centre console. If someone smashes the window, they grab it and run. They think they’ve won. My actual phone is hidden.

Same with a decoy wallet with expired cards and a tenner in it.

Real thieves will take the obvious stuff and leave quickly. They’re not doing forensic searches.

Personal Safety: The Bit Nobody Talks About

This is harder to quantify than physical security. But it’s arguably more important.

Parking Location Safety

Red flags that I avoid:

  • Completely isolated spots with no phone signal (can’t call for help)
  • Urban areas with groups of people hanging around
  • Places with lots of litter/dumped rubbish (indicates nobody cares what happens there)
  • Anywhere that feels wrong (trust your gut)

Green flags I look for:

  • Other motorhomes/campervans present (safety in numbers)
  • Nearby houses (witnesses)
  • CCTV visible (even fake ones deter)
  • Decent phone signal
  • Easy escape route (not blocked in)

The late-night arrival test: If I arrive somewhere after dark and it feels dodgy, I drive somewhere else. Even if that’s a 24-hour supermarket car park.

Pride isn’t worth getting attacked for.

Solo Travel Safety (Especially Solo Women)

I’m a bloke. So I asked my partner (who’s done solo vanlife) what she wishes she’d known:

Her advice:

  • Tell someone where you’re parking every night (she texts her sister her location)
  • Keep your phone charged with a backup power bank
  • Have a personal alarm (£8-£15, proper loud ones)
  • Learn where your nearest safe spaces are (police stations, hospitals, 24hr petrol stations)
  • Don’t advertise you’re alone (park with curtains closed, no “solo traveller” stickers)
  • Trust your instincts ALWAYS — feeling unsafe is reason enough to leave

Creepy situations she’s dealt with:

  • Men knocking on her van at night asking if she’s “okay” (she wasn’t in distress, they were being creepy)
  • Being followed from a parking spot after someone watched her arrive
  • Unwanted attention at campsites from men who see a solo woman as vulnerable

Her responses:

  • Fake phone calls to “boyfriend” when people are around
  • Move immediately if anyone makes her uncomfortable
  • Keep her keys in her hand while sleeping (quick escape if needed)
  • Uses a door wedge alarm (£12, screams if door is opened)

Is solo travel safe for women?

Yes. But requires more awareness and preparation. Most vanlife women do it and are fine. But the risks are real.

What to Do If You Feel Threatened

If someone’s trying to break in while you’re inside:

  1. Make noise. Shout “I’m calling the police” loudly
  2. Actually call the police (999 in emergencies)
  3. Turn on all lights, make it obvious you’re awake and aware
  4. If you have an alarm, set it off manually
  5. Don’t confront them directly unless you absolutely have to
  6. Video record if safe to do (evidence for police)
  7. Be ready to drive away if possible

If someone’s acting aggressively:

  • Don’t engage or escalate
  • Get back in your van, lock doors, drive away
  • Note vehicle descriptions, people descriptions
  • Report to police (101 for non-emergency)

If you’re being followed:

  • Drive to a police station, fire station, or 24hr petrol station
  • Don’t drive home or to your regular parking spot
  • Call police while driving (hands-free)
  • Note the vehicle registration

Keeping Your Wits About You

I carry:

  • Personal alarm on my keychain (£10)
  • Torch (also useful for general life, £20 for decent one)
  • Mobile phone always charged
  • Emergency whistle (£3, ridiculous but effective at attracting attention)

I don’t carry:

  • Weapons (illegal in UK, can be used against you)
  • Anything I’d be tempted to use in anger (you’ll end up in more trouble than the attacker)

Self-defence:

If you want proper self-defence training, do it. But the reality is: avoid confrontation, run away, call for help. That’s the safest strategy.

Fire Safety: The Silent Killer

Fire in a van is terrifying. You’re in a metal box full of flammable materials with potentially dodgy gas and electrical systems.

What Causes Van Fires

Gas leaks: Poorly installed gas systems, perished hoses, faulty regulators

Electrical faults: Dodgy wiring, overloaded circuits, cheap solar controllers

Cooking accidents: Unattended stoves, grease fires, tip-overs

Diesel heaters: Incorrect installation, fuel leaks, blocked exhausts

Lithium battery failures: Rare but catastrophic when they go wrong

Fire Prevention

Get your gas system certified annually (£80-£120 by a Gas Safe engineer). Non-negotiable.

Check your electrical system regularly:

  • Look for melted insulation
  • Check for hot spots on wiring
  • Ensure all fuses are correctly rated
  • Don’t overload circuits

Never leave cooking unattended. I’ve nearly started two fires being distracted by beautiful views while cooking.

Install smoke and CO detectors:

  • Smoke detector (£8-£15) — mains-powered or battery
  • Carbon monoxide detector (£15-£25) — must be battery or 12V powered
  • Replace batteries annually (I do mine every New Year’s Day)

Keep a fire extinguisher accessible (£15-£40 depending on size):

  • ABC dry powder (works on most fire types)
  • 1kg minimum, 2kg better
  • Mount near exit, easily reachable
  • Check pressure gauge annually

Fire blanket (£8-£15):

  • For smothering cooking fires
  • Mount near your stove
  • Learn how to use it properly

Escape Planning

Know your exits:

  • Both side doors should open from inside without keys
  • Rear doors same
  • Windows that can be kicked out if needed

Practice emergency exit: Sounds daft but I’ve actually crawled out of my van in darkness just to know I can do it. Takes 15 seconds. Worth doing once.

Keep exit paths clear: Don’t pile storage in front of doors at night.

Sleep with keys nearby: In case you need to drive away quickly.

Breakdown Safety

What I carry:

  • Jump starter pack (£40-£80) — saved me a few times
  • Spare fuses (£5 for a kit)
  • Spare bulbs (£10)
  • Basic tools (£50 for decent set)
  • Hi-vis jacket (£5)
  • Warning triangle (£4)
  • First aid kit (£15-£30)
  • Spare fuel (5L in jerry can, £20)

Recovery service:

I use AA (£120 annually for Van Cover). They’ve recovered me three times. Worth every penny.

Consider homestart cover too (recovers you even if you break down at “home” i.e. wherever you’re parked).

Breaking Down Safely

If you break down on a motorway:

  1. Get to hard shoulder/emergency area if possible
  2. Exit left side away from traffic
  3. Get well behind barriers
  4. Don’t attempt repairs on the motorway
  5. Call for help
  6. Wait in safe location (not in the van if possible)

If you break down on rural roads:

  1. Get van off the road if safe
  2. Turn on hazards
  3. Place warning triangle 50m back
  4. Call for help
  5. Stay with van if safe, or walk to safe location

Never:

  • Attempt repairs in dangerous locations
  • Stand in the road
  • Accept help from random people (wait for official recovery)

Medical & First Aid

My first aid kit contains:

  • Plasters/bandages (various sizes)
  • Antiseptic wipes
  • Painkillers (paracetamol, ibuprofen)
  • Antihistamines
  • Rehydration sachets
  • Tweezers/scissors
  • Medical tape
  • Burn gel
  • Triangular bandage
  • Disposable gloves

Cost: About £30 to build a good kit.

I also carry:

  • Prescription meds (28-day supply)
  • Emergency contact list
  • Medical info card (allergies, blood type, emergency contacts)
  • NHS app downloaded with medical records

Remote area considerations:

If you’re parking in the middle of nowhere regularly, consider:

  • Advanced first aid course (£80-£150 for 2-day course)
  • Satellite communicator (Garmin inReach, £250 + subscription) — for areas with no phone signal
  • More comprehensive medical kit (£80-£150)

Scams & Sketchy Situations

Scams I’ve encountered:

The “helpful stranger” scam: Someone points out a “problem” with your van (flat tyre, leaking fluid). While you’re checking, their mate empties your van or steals from inside.

Solution: Thank them, check when you’re ready, don’t leave van unlocked.

The distraction technique: Someone knocks asking for directions/help while someone else tries your doors or takes from roof racks.

Solution: Talk through closed door, don’t get distracted, never leave doors unlocked.

The campsite “official”: Someone in a hi-vis knocks claiming to be collecting campsite fees. They’re not.

Solution: Always get receipts, verify with actual campsite office, don’t hand over cash to random people.

Fake parking fines: “Fines” placed on windscreen that look official but are actually scams to get your card details.

Solution: Real fines come from the council or private company with proper letterhead. Check online before paying anything.

Insurance Considerations

You need proper campervan insurance. Van insurance doesn’t cover your conversion or living in it.

What to look for:

  • Agreed value or market value
  • New-for-old replacement for your conversion
  • Personal belongings cover (usually £1,000-£5,000)
  • Security requirements clearly stated
  • UK and European cover

My insurance requires:

  • Thatcham-approved alarm
  • GPS tracker
  • Deadlocks on all doors
  • Vehicle kept in secure location overnight when at home

If you don’t meet these requirements and claim? They can refuse to pay.

Cost: £400-£900 annually depending on van, conversion value, your age, location.

Specialist insurers: Comfort, Safeguard, LV, Adrian Flux all do campervan policies.

What to Do If the Worst Happens

Your van is stolen:

  1. Report to police immediately (999)
  2. Call your tracker company (if you have one)
  3. Notify your insurance within 24 hours
  4. Cancel any direct debits for the vehicle
  5. Inform DVLA
  6. Check local sales sites/Facebook for your van

Your van is broken into:

  1. Don’t touch anything (forensics)
  2. Photograph the damage
  3. Call police (101 or 999 if in progress)
  4. Get crime reference number
  5. List stolen items with serial numbers/photos
  6. Notify insurance
  7. Get repairs done (keep receipts)

You’re attacked or threatened:

  1. Call police (999)
  2. Get to safety
  3. Note descriptions/vehicle details
  4. Don’t pursue them
  5. Get medical attention if needed
  6. Report even if you don’t want to pursue it (helps track crime patterns)

The Balance Between Safe and Paranoid

Here’s the thing: you can’t eliminate all risk. You can minimise it.

I’ve done thousands of miles enjoying vanlife across the UK and Europe. I’ve had two break-ins, one attempted break-in, and countless moments where I’ve felt uneasy.

But I’ve also had hundreds of amazing nights in incredible locations where nothing bad happened.

Don’t live in fear. But don’t be naive either.

My actual security routine:

Every night:

  • Close curtains/blackout blinds
  • Lock deadlocks on all doors
  • Activate alarm
  • Check phone is charged
  • Keep keys within reach

Takes 2 minutes. Becomes habit.

Every departure:

  • Steering wheel lock on
  • Valuables hidden or removed
  • Nothing visible in van
  • Check doors locked

Takes 3 minutes.

Regular maintenance:

  • Monthly alarm test
  • Quarterly security equipment check
  • Annual gas certificate
  • Tracker subscription maintained

The rest of the time? I’m not thinking about it. I’m living the life I wanted. Exploring. Enjoying. Being free.

Security is the foundation that lets you do that without constant worry.

Final Thoughts

That night when someone tried to break in while I was inside? It was horrible.

But you know what happened the next night? I parked somewhere better. I activated all my security. And I slept fine.

Because I’d learned. I’d improved. I’d adapted.

That’s what this is about. Not fear. Preparation.

Your van is your home. Protect it like one. But don’t let fear stop you living in it.

Useful Resources

Security equipment:

  • Van Vault — vanvault.co.uk (secure storage)
  • Locks 4 Vans — locks4vans.co.uk (deadlocks, alarms)
  • Smartrack — smartrack.co.uk (GPS trackers)

Personal safety:

  • Suzy Lamplugh Trust — suzylamplugh.org (personal safety advice)
  • Ask for ANI — scheme at participating venues if you feel unsafe

Emergency numbers:

  • Emergency: 999
  • Non-emergency police: 101
  • NHS: 111

Insurance:

  • Compare campervan insurers before committing
  • Read the security requirements carefully
  • Ensure your conversion value is properly covered

Stay safe out there. The adventure’s worth protecting.